what do i do now
now that people on the internet have written my name
all over every part of their bodies
Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425
Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5
Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5
Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000
Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117
Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5
Denny Segal: 1,059,560
Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450
Kathy Greenwood: 59,810
Stephen Colbert: 12,000
Kathy Griffin: 5,000
Ian Gomez: 4,000
Jeff Davis: 3,300
Josie Lawrence: 3000
Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500
Patrick Bristow: 1,000
Robin Williams: 1,000
Kathy Kinney: 50The points mattered to someone
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An exploded frozen Gatorade bottle. Presented without comment
ay ur thumb tho clean that sucker before u indulge in ur penis freezy
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Hunter S. Thompson (via selfinspiration)
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“You’re still searching for these answers, they’re not inside your wrist” - Rise Against, Heaven Knows
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